Navigate Trump Town through six escalating levels of patriotic righteousness. Each level tests your commitment to MAGA Christianity — and your willingness to ignore what Jesus actually said.
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📋 PATRIOT REGISTRATION
Enter your Official January 6th Patriot Name for the Hall of Saints leaderboard.
Suggestion: Storm Trooper Steve · Bible Thumper Bill · Zip Tie Karen
SKIP ✕
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WELCOME TO TRUMP TOWN
You are a patriot of the faith navigating six escalating levels of MAGA Christianity — from humble RINO to glorious ULTRA MAGA.
Complete all encounters on each level to advance. The prize: a VIRTUAL Trump T1 Gold™ Phone.
Beware — actually following Jesus's teachings will get you canceled.
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HOW TO MOVE
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YOUR THREE METERS
Let any hit zero and you're Excommunicated!
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FLOCK
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OFFERING
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TV MINISTRY
Every choice shifts all three meters differently. Choose wisely.
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FINDING SOULS TO COUNSEL
Walk into any character with a bouncing marker to trigger a conversation.
Watch the mini-map (top right): 🔴 red = quest soul
🔵 blue = ally
🟡 gold = Trump
🟢 green = you
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THE SIX RANKS
Complete all encounters to advance:
RINOBarely conservative.
MAGABasic loyalty proven.
MAGAGADoubly committed.
MEGA MAGAJesus getting hard to defend.
SUPER MAGAScripture optional.
ULTRA MAGAClaim the golden phone!
MAGA
Level Complete
—FLOCK
—OFFERING
—TV MIN.
⚡ ULTRA MAGA ACHIEVED ⚡
Maximum MAGAness Certified
T1
TRUMP GOLD
TRUMP™
GOLD SERIES
You have claimed your VIRTUAL Trump T1 Gold™ Phone — a digital symbol of maximum patriotic devotion. (Virtual only. No real phone exists or will be shipped.)
⚠ Inspired by American Values (assembled in China)
EXCOMMUNICATED
Rank Lost
—FLOCK
—OFFERING
—TV MIN.
Your journey ends here.
COMMANDMENTS
Move: Arrow keys / WASD (desktop) or drag the joystick (mobile)
Interact: Walk into any soul with a bouncing marker
3 Meters: Flock, Offering, TV Ministry — zero = excommunicated
6 Levels: RINO → MAGA → MAGAGA → MEGA MAGA → SUPER MAGA → ULTRA MAGA
Prize: VIRTUAL Trump T1 Gold™ Phone (not a real phone)
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